it’s hard to be swaggie in this economy
i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
if u hate christmas spirit u can jingle the fuck out of my life
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
I find it frustrating how accurate and just slightly over the top these two were portrayed.
Over the top? HAVE YOU MET ACTORS BEFORE? This shit was spot on.
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
i have homework but i also have a blog and we both know which one is more important here
if yr atheism involves belittling people’s faith and attempting to prove to everyone that god doesn’t exist don’t talk to me don’t come near me don’t breathe on me thanks
all i think about is clothes i can’t afford and food i want to order.
God dad not again
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name “fire place”.
I’m embarrassed by my old self. Like myself but 24 hours ago